Ah, it was good while it lasted!

Stephen Colbert is unfortunately no longer running for president, as the South Carolina Democratic Party just voted to keep him off the ballot due to his lack of national viability. He won't try for the Republican Primary because you have to pay $35K to get on their ballot. I loved this line, though: "Opponents such as Howe argued Colbert would make a mockery of the political process." No, Mr. Howe, Colbert wasn't making a mockery out of the process, the process itself is a mockery, he's just pointing it out.